I want a deep fried turkey

You met Rachel at a Star Trek convention where William Shatner is signing autographs. You both bonded over your love of turkey fryers, so you took a chance and asked her out. Your first date was going to be an in-home event. You decided to invite her to your humble abode where you plan to serve her a turkey cooked from a turkey fryer. However, because all the legitimate turkey fryers have been sold out, you bought this janky one from self-proclaimed turkey fryer dealer, Swinston. 

Equipped with 1 turkey fryer, 1 turkey, and 1 dream, you rush against the clock to finish dinner for your girl.  Go get 'em tiger!

Play at your own risk. We are not taking responsibility for deafness, loss of vision, loss of sanity, or death by turkey fryer.